Omg, I haven't posted on here for like, a year, or something.  A year and a couple months.  Which is sad, because I think one of my last posts said something about how I was gonna start writing on this everyday.  Yeah, well things change.

I used to be awesome at writing these thangs.  I've won awards for my xanga posts, in fact.  that was back when I posted everyday. And now its taken me a year and 4 months to come up with my latest masterpiece, and not even this one looks promising.

About 10 min ago, I saw an ad on the side of the screen and I'll tell you something.  The woman in the ad looks like the woman who cuts my hair.  I'm not even kidding you. Its her.  It is completely impossible for it not to be her.

But, whatevs.  Don't let Obama become the next president of the United States of America.  He has no experience, a middle name of a dictator and a last name that resembles that of a terrorist.

You're walking down the hall in your house when you trip over a black stump in the floor, whose to blame?: I would blame Bush immediately.

You countinue walking along and find yourself in the kitchen, what are you gonna eat?: Some grapes, potentially a carrot

After satisfying your hunger and thirst you go down the hall again and notice that the 'stump is getting bigger, in fact you realize its a volcano!: Oh dear me!

You only have time to grab a few things from each room in your house, you can only get the amount indicated in ()::

Bathroom (2): Kleeennneeex! and my perfume. Gotta have that Amber Romance.

Bedroom (2): TV and iPod

Prized Pocession (1): cell phone

Kitchen (1): Pack of MiniMuffins.

Random thing from any room (1): A puppy. Or my kitten.

Weapon (1): The spork is my weapon of choice

You hurry out the door just as the lava begins to flow, you have a choice of either a van or truck, which do you pick?: Truck. Always choose trucks in these types of situations.

Are you old enough to drive?: Uh. Not without a responsible adult but I'm sure in the event of a volcano suddenly growing inside my house exceptions can be made.

::Attack of the Volcano: Part 2: Let's Go!::

You notice two of your friends on the side of the road, who are they?: Neha and Evan.

They each have one thing, what is it?: Neha-eyeshadow, Evan-jogging clothes. Now that he is the MASTER RUNNER. 3 miles each day. Wow.

You and your buddies countinue on and pick up up four more friends along the way, who are...?: Neha, Andrea, Kelsey, & Lala.

Your vehical is getting full and you notice the lava is gaining on you, you're not a very fast driver, so who do you trade places with?: Excuse me. I know I am not yet comfortable driving at a speed exceeding 5 MPH, but its better to be safe than sorry.  Plus I want to be the one driving the truck.

Now you're getting somewhere! You breeze ahead of the lava and are soon on your way to safety, now, do you take the interstate or backroads that lead to hilly counrty?: Backroads that lead to hilly country.

You're not quite out of the woods yet as you speed along you find yourself out of gas, everyone gets out and a giant lava man asks for a sacrifce, who doyou offer?: ...A Mini muffin.

You're safe for now as you walk into town (the lava still days behind you) and find a nice hotel to stay in, how many rooms?: 7... one for each person. I like my space, k?

Waking up you realize one of your friends is missing, who is missing?: Probably Andrea, she tends to wander.

You and your friends search for your friend for three hours but find neither your friend or anyone else...is it haunted?: Yes, I definitely think it is.

You and your remaining friends head outside to discover that they had already beaten you outside, how do you react?: I'd probably be like "Oh, they've already beaten us outside".

You look behind you in the distance and notice that a huge tidal wave of molten lava is heading your way, one of your friends scream what?: Kelsey would scream, reciting the Romeo and Juliet prologue!

You take off running and come to a washed out bridge, you and your friends juggle jumping, one friend decides to try, who jumps first?: Evan because he's a MANNN.

(SPLAT) They don't quite make it and the rest of you decide to run along the canyon and find a suitable bridge to cross, who crosses first?: OH DEAR EVAN NEUUU I'LL MISS YOU! And I think Kelsey would be the one crossing next.

As you countinue along you manage to outrun the flow up find yourself in the woods. As soon as the lava tocuhes the forest what does it become?: A very hot forest.

In the woods you realize one of your friends is missing, with only four of you remaining, do you hope this is reality or a bad dream?: Bad dream.

You countinue through the woods when a mutated owl grabs the friend who the lightest (weakest) who's that?: Um. Idk, but Lala is the youngest! Not that would make her weak. but Idk whos the lightest SO yeah.

You trek on with three of you reaming, who hasn't gotten lost? Me, Kelsey. Neha.

Good...as you countinue along you notice a cabin, upon invesigating you discover that the only way to quiet the lava is to offer someone as a sacrfice, accept?: Nope

Regardless one of you must be sacrificed to halt the lava, who do you choose to sacrifice?: ...Neha's eyeshadow (I'M SORRY I HAD TO DO IT!)

As you stand at the edge of the house the lava approaches and what animal runs in front of you?: Flying squirrel.

the lava man/woman takes a hideous form and devours your friends and demands more, do you die there or accept?: Die there!

Whatever your choice you suddenly find yourself in your room. Was it a dream...or only the beginning?: only the beginning.. dun dun DUN!!!

Hey yall! Well, its about 1 AM and I have school tomorrow, I'm in my room, and no, its not that I can't sleep - I haven't actually tried that yet. I've just discovered how comfortable it is to prop a pillow up on my headboard and sit there. So I turned my laptop on, put on a Friends DVD and am happily set until I start getting tired!

So anyway. Friday. The self-defense people came to teach us self-defense.

I went into this figuring it would be an entirely torturous endeavor, and apart from the 2 cute instructors, it was. So we're standing in a circle, they are looking for victims of which to demonstrate examples (which we soon learned was the politically correct way to say "You get beaten up") and you know that feeling where you just KNOW the instructor is about to pick you? Yeah.  It's not a good one.

Well sure enough, the darker-haired one walks up to me.

I stare at him. He has nice eyes.

This interaction moves from a socially acceptable amount of human/human eye contact to a highly uncomfortable situation, so he yanks my arm into the center. It hurt kinda.

He puts me in wrist lock by raising my arm over his shoulder.  He says this would be a difficult maneuver for me to perform, because of my small stature.  I giggle because he noticed I have a "small stature", though this isn't exactly a compliment.

But I stop giggling soon thereafter, cause he's already started beating me up again.

Suddenly his hand is over my mouth. He asks how I should manuever my way out of the situation. But his hand is over my mouth, so its hard for me to respond, so I just sort of stand there.  Another long silence ensues.

Finally he tells me to tear his pinky off. I take an extended period of time determining how to cleverly respond to this before smoothly replying with "Where is it?"

He looks at me funny and I am sent back promptly to my spot.

And thats FRIIDAYY!

Now its time for you to leave me a comment and tell me what you did today.

I'll be waiting.